Chinglish Part III (and Zhoumo kuaile!)

I thought it'd be appropriate to follow up our China-versary with the third post in my Chinglish series (Part I, Part II). The collection is growing...  

Paying our mobile phone bill:

"The Service Accepts Area;" accentuated by the random wires hanging from the ceiling.

At a small museum in Shanghai:

"This door impassibility;" "This is not an exit"?

In front of an airport's smoking section:

"Do not litter butts;" it's funny 'cause they said 'butts.'

At the entrance of a museum in Hangzhou (the exit here is also the entrance, as evidenced by the folks leaving the museum the same way they came in; yes, back through a metal detector):

"Please accept inspection consciously;" (I'm impressed that this was at least spelled correctly.)

Perhaps my favorite of the bunch, this photo was taken at the airport in Xian (these seats were nowhere near a gate, by the way):

"Only for the old and weak;" let's be blunt.