Part of what makes Chinglish so fantastic is the series of English words randomly placed one after another to make absolutely no sense. Here some recent finds...
Seen outside of a men's clothing store at the airport:
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| "Leaves. Point a cigar stamped on the landing wilted under leaves, nothing more than this to let people comfortable of things." What would Wordsworth think? |
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| So many gems here: "Each product from our wisdom," "Make good food from materia," but one deserves a close-up... |
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| "Please look forward to chicken major suit the new season four release." Are we buying chicken or DVDs? |
Found in a menu of a Japanese restaurant:
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| Not so much a series of words, but a series of letters to create "asuparago" -- a new vegetable of the Latin variety? |
And perhaps my favorite of the bunch:
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| "Please do not defecate indiscriminately." I'm not sure I have a comment smart enough for this one. |
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